Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
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Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Farm jokes 08
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Real opcodes
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Ultra dumb
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