A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...