Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...