Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...