Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...