Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...