So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...