Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...