Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...