More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...