I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...