Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...