An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...