Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.