No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Get Me Another Lawyer
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...