Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...