Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...