Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...