Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...