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The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
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Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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even more blonde q and a’s
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Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...