Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...