Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...