Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...