Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...