Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...