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The Barber Shop
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The blonde and the screen door
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Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Insurance Claim Statements
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Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...