Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...