How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...