Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!