Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...