Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...