101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...