Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...