Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...