Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage