Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...