A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...