Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...