Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...