Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...