King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...