Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...