George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...