Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!