Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...