What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
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Top Twenty Oxymorons
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A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
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The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...