Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...