‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...