Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...