Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...