The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...